Tucker Carlson from Fox News gave a big new monologue this week about President Biden’s equity initiative that will “shrink the crack gap” after the White House confirmed it would give money for the distribution of fresh needles for crack and drug users.
“Biden has announced a new equity agenda. That is the overall effort to help the lives of Blacks. You might recall that on his initial day in office over a year ago, the new president said equity will require creativity and determination. This week he proved this is the case,” Carlson stated.
“Biden’s latest idea is to give money to black people to do more crack.”
“Going forward, the White House will send $30 million at least to local governments and nonprofits so they can buy ‘safe smoking supplies.’ As reported by the HHS, these smoking kits will have Joe Biden-accepted pipes that will allow the beneficiaries to smoke crack and crystal meth. Some say it is about time.”
Carlson then poked fun at “Soros-aligned NGOs” who “have complained that marginalized people in this nation don’t have good access to illegal substances or the tools needed to use them.”
“With this new program, Biden will finally close the crack gap.”
Carlson then joked that “rich white men” have been getting the huge benefits of “quality crack pipes” for way too long, mentioning Hunter Biden, as an example. A photo of Hunter laying on a bed with what seems to be a crack pipe.
“Here is Joe Biden son, for example, smoking crack at the Four Seasons. You will see the beautifully designed crack pipe, and its cooling bowl being held in the Egyptian cotton sheets.”
Carlson said how not everyone is as well off as Hunter, with some crackheads using just “tinfoil or even broken antennas” to do their crack out of.
“Joe Biden knows that narcotics are important to the future of the Democratic party. If DNC voters ever stop smoking crack they could start thinking for themselves and turn into Candace Owens, and we can’t have that.”
“So he is giving new crack pipes to everybody.”
Carlson then played a video of Biden discussing criminalizing people who had crack on them. However, Carlson acknowledged that “true growth is possible” and “wisdom does come from age.”